I know i shouldn't make one but i do it for fun

And kinda a tutorial on how to not write your app

1: Your name, Character name, and the server you spend the most time on:
Rickard, Evil, FSWOW
2: Your age:
18
3: Previous experience as a GM (If any what server and how long?)
My Own

3a: Why did you leave your previous server as a GM? (Only answer if question 3 is a Yes)
Never left ^^
4: Ascent commands you are fluent with?
.command? xD
5: Do you have a working microphone and Ventrillo software ?
Yes i even run the server

6: How long have you played WoW ?
Since i got my first pubes

7: What software are you fluent with that would make you an asset to the FSWOW GM team?
MSN!!!! xD
8. Are you able to commit to at least 6 hours a day if you were to become a GM ?
6hours... lemme see... Fuck my girlfriend (7 hours a day) + Guitar practice (7hours a day)
Sure i could do some damage

9: What time zone do you live in?
CET
10: Do you speak fluent English?
What's english?
11: What other languages (if any) do you speak?
Common and Orcish
12: How long did you play retail WoW ? Do you still ?
What's retail?
13: How extensive would you say your knowledge of WoW overall is ?
approx. the size of my penis
13a: Please list instances you have completed. (Answer this only if you have answered question 11 with "extensive knowledge")
Instant Microwaved Pizza?
14: Please X the box of which time slot you would like to fill. All times are in CST Time (Server Time).
[ ] 6:00 A.M - Noon
[ ] Noon - 6:00 P.M
[ ] 6:00 P.M - Mid
[x] Mid-6:00 A.M
15: Are you willing to answer tickets and enforce rules?
Sure i love tickets

especially the Iron Maiden ones

16: Describe how you would answer these tickets:
Player: "Trinadora keeps harassing me and keep calling me names. Can you kick them for me. This is so unfair"
Reply: Post me some SCREENIES BIATCH!
16a: Your response and how you would handle this complaint:
Player: "Caztana is speed hacking and cheating ban him!"
Reply: Ofc he is, He's my bitch.
16b: Your reponse and how you would handle this complaint:
17: If you were to become a GM here what do you think you could bring to FSWOW no one else could offer ?
Females?
18: Why do you think we should pick you over someone else with the same qualifications ?( Cannot be the same answer as question 17)
Cause i'm tha pimp!
19: Anything else you would like to add ?
Do i get free condoms?
20: Are you going to flip out and be a total retard if you get kicked from being a GM?
Ofc wtf... wouldn't you?